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I'm a Theistic Satanist who lives by the Nine Satanic Statements as written by Anton Szandor LaVey. I DO NOT SACRIFICE ANIMALS OR KILL CHILDREN IN MY RITUALS TO APPEASE SATAN OR OTHERWISE DARK GODS/ENTITIES/BEINGS.
Fail. LaVey founded atheistic Satanism. Following his teachings while worshiping Satan as a god is like me following Christianity while worshiping myself.
So I recorded my progress so far in a certain solo I'm learning on sax. It needs work, but here's how far I've gotten. And yes, I screwed up a lick halfway through.
Well done -- I merely thought he was a very good actor till you wrapped, was going to send my compliments.
Please keep refuting.
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Sometimes...
09:15 Mar 17 2009 Times Read: 748
I just feel like giving up on people. Days of work, showing them where they're wrong, where and how to get help, and suddenly someone shows up, tells them what they want to hear, and they "have all they need to know". I have to wonder why I even fucking bother. *sigh*
Oh, good--glad you found your purpose again. Was getting worried there.
Just remember, that thought you may be right, to some people, you are never right no matter what--and they are probably wrong. Right? Haha.
selective already has me blocked. Fantastic!
02:10 Mar 17 2009 Times Read: 768
It's a good thing I saved this before I posted. It seems selective blocked me before I even visited his profile. Since I can't post a comment on his page, I guess I'll write it here:
"Things I HATE about this web site
1. No Real Info On Vampire Truth"
The truth is that vampires are make-believe. You'd do well to just accept this.
"2. No Control Over Profile Comments / Can't Delete Them"
If you weren't such a douche you wouldn't be getting shitty comments.
"3. Can't Turn My Rating System Off"
Cancer created this site and can run it however he pleases. If you don't like it you're free to delete your profile and leave. Who the fuck are you to tell him how to do anything?
"4. The Timer Tells Time Wrong"
Your Time Zone is set wrong. The clock tells time perfectly if you take the proper steps to set it. Ass.
"5. The Level System, Cause Only The Fakes Reach The Top"
Obviously you don't understand the level system, as only the most active and long-standing members can reach the top. Did you just pull that statement straight from your ass?
"6. Search Options Suck, Need More Options"
Are you going to pay for the extra bandwidth? Do you know how much bandwidth costs? Do you know what bandwidth is? Do you know how websites are hosted? Do you even know how websites work? Can you count to 20?
Jeez, what a douche! And I'm guessing his #6 complaint comes from him not being able to search for members by age and location, like all the stupid dating sites he no doubt gets his kicks from trolling on...
I actually agree with him on 6, but only in terms of the database. I'd like to search the database by author or genre, or decade, etc.
still.... it's strange.
see, here's how I roll:
When I find a website with features I don't like and policies with which I disagree, I don't return to it. And I wouldn't join such a website. Nor would I create a profile on that website for the sole purpose of mocking the site, its creator, and its members.
it's perplexing.
I'm scared...
00:31 Mar 16 2009 Times Read: 783
...for the future of humanity.
Member Name: xxultimatenightmarexx23
Quote: "although i may look innocent i'm from from it(WANNA PLAY?)"
I assume she meant to say "far from it," but from the rest of her profile, who the hell knows?
The name is Karla Okis so you can say i am a little mature than xstolen.innocencex but basically we have almost teh same personality yes im shy but a little outgoing and daring,i love skittles.i love rainbows i loke to draw i love yaoi oh yeah baby! music is life eyeliner is the best i ish random yes i know. i look innocent but what do you think yes i text alot want my number just ask!gahh man ull lov me once u gets 2 know me i'll b ur ultimate buddy ya omigawdsh and fck da preps they could kiss my skittles ass (they can taste da rainbow)gawdsh man lyke ya me lov hot topic awsumness gahh and can't wait 2 hears 4rom u gawdsh join me army we will defeat da m&mz their chocolatiness ruins my appetite rainbows will rule da worlds wells gawdsh gettin bored of writing(lalalalalalala)(lolz)=]xoxo peace on earth go green!
Seriously, I'm horrified. Four punctuation marks in her entire rant, and who knows if they were even used intentionally. There's not even much to say about it that wouldn't be beating the point into the ground. Her profile just screams "IDIOT!" I have to wonder if these people even read over what they write. I can't imagine a person writing such garbage, reading it (even after already posting it) and not being absolutely ashamed of their own writing (let alone their banality). To make a long story short, I'm glad she got bored of writing.
So I seem to have made myself an enemy on VR. How delightfully banal. Revenous rated me a 1, so this is what I said to him: (in red for emphasis)
"On 20:33:26 Mar 13 2009 (-0 GMT) La6Muerte66 wrote:
I think the "1" was a bit unnecessary. I suppose this is because of the forum debate? Just a bit immature, I'd say. Downrating someone because they disagree with you? Tsk tsk tsk."
He replied back with an angry little rant:
"On 20:42:40 Mar 13 2009 (-0 GMT) Revenous wrote:
Haha spare me... Not because of that imbecile I don’t care for that bullshit i just detest egocentric people who think they know better than other and bash their ideas with erroneous statements as well as narcissistic douches like you. Just hate those kinds of people. Why would you think I put a 1 asshole, if I know you were going to know since it comes with your premium package bullshit. Go cry a river to another dickhead like you about this."
Amusingly enough, he didn't block me, so I sent him this message:
"Ooh, and he has anger issues. How lovely. One more thing, if my statements are so erroneous, perhaps you wouldn't mind actually refuting them for once? Just a thought.
Well, I'm off to attend to more important matters. Have a nice day..."
While it was certainly condescending, I don't think any of what I said in my first message ever warranted name-calling. It doesn't do much for his apparent maturity level either. I obviously replied with a more insulting tone, as I didn't feel courtesy was due. He's now blocked, because I don't very much care to know what he has to say back.
And who knows, maybe it will provoke him to respond to my posts in the forum...
"Haha spare me... Not because of that imbecile I don’t care for that bullshit i just detest egocentric people who think they know better than other and bash their ideas with erroneous statements..."
Didn't this fool just contradict him or herself with this statement?
dabbler, this has got to be my favorite post you've ever made.
23:58 Mar 12 2009 Times Read: 801
I laughed at your gaul, sir. This was amazing:
"It is rather amusing to hear people speculate about vsmpires consuming blood as if they are confident vampires exist in some complex esoteric way, then they turn around and rule out imaginative speculation.
A: Vampires don't exist.
B: People who profess to be vampires have offered no supportive documentation, or demonstration to convince those who place vampires in a mythological context.
C:Even in lore/fiction it would be stretching things to have a vegaterian vampire. "
I only remember the last few "minutes" of my dream from last night, but here's what I got:
I was in my front yard with some friends I went to school with several years ago, and we were deciding where we should play kickball. We had agreed to play in the front yard when I looked over by the street and saw a few lions standing around. Well, this obviously wouldn't bode well if we had played in front, so we decided to play in the back so the lions wouldn't attack us.
When I started heading for the backyard, I saw a kangaroo running at me. This was not the first time a kangaroo had chased me in a dream (on all fours, for some reason, like a dog), and the last time it happened, he killed me. Why I remembered that and didn't think it was nonsensical is beyond me. Well, he caught up to me and tried to run me over. He stomped on me a few times (according to my memory in the dream, that's how it happened last time), but I was still okay enough to run away.
I ran to the garage door and somehow managed to trap him in the house. He ran into the kitchen with me following behind (I have no idea why) and when he got to the kitchen, he turned into a big plastic cup full of juice. As I was trying to explain to my family that the damn kangaroo had tried to kill me, and had killed me before, they were all light-hearted and joking. Not because they thought I was joking, just because they didn't think it was worth worrying about. Well, I got pissed and poured out the "kangaroo" (which was now a cup of juice) and threw away the cup. Then I started yelling. My buddy Jason, a guy I knew in Houston, was holding a 1-gallon container of coffee grounds, and I smacked that thing out of his hands to demonstrate how angry I was. When no one noticed or reacted to that, I said fuck it and woke up.
I'm not sure if I prefer my boring day-to-day-life dreams or the fucking bizarre dreams like that...
Quote: Blood shall run, People shall be impaled, My enemies shall be inviserated by my bear claws, And I shall dine on their flesh this very night.
Hint: don't use big words unless you know how to spell them. It's "eviscerated," dumbass. That also applies to your username. The word is "Malkavian." Misspelling words while trying to look intimidating doesn't do you any favors.
ALL YOU MUST KNOW IS MY BLOODLINE RUNS STRONG AND I HAIL FROM THE ORIGANL BLOOD LINE THAT STARTED IT ALL
"I have the spirit of a man and small child in my home. It does not bother me because i have been able to "see" ghosts since childhood and sometimes have been known to communicate with them. usually this one doesn't bother us. But lately he is making him self known. I cannot figure out why. I have tried asking him if there is something he wants or needs help with. but have had no luck. Any thoughts?"
I've been rating probably about 90% of the new profiles with solid 1's. I'm getting seriously irritated with the lack of decent intros. These one- and two-liners that give a brief little "I'm brown-haired, 5'4", and looking for new friends," or the people who just tell you to ask for their info... Bah! The whole point of the profile body is to describe yourself. There is no limit to how much you can write, expressing all that you can pour out, and all we get is this shit? I'm also getting tired of these "I'm a 13-year-old vampire. I have to try to control my bloodlust," and other trendy, Twilight-inspired descriptions that make you sound like an unoriginal little douche. It's not even worth making the "1 list" that I used to have. I'd be updating daily with 15 names or more. Blah...
Okay not that many. But yeah, a lot. Some of them, they're just, painful. And i can't even speak my mind fully lest I be reported for flaming. And well, rightfully so, as it's mean. But still.
You forgot the 14 year old vampires who are bi. (just for shock value and attention.) I like to *throw things* at the ones I've rated less than 5. My arm hurts.
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